Avast, my hearties! How lucky be we here in glorious Tampa Bay? We have two chances a year to talk like a pirate!

When the scurvy crew of Jose Gaspar make their landing on our fair shores Saturday morn's Gasparilla Invasion, you'll want to feel like an old seadog yerself.

For a little refresher course, check out my favorite instructional video (left over from Talk Like A Pirate Day) for how to lose your landlubber lingo.

It be a marvel!